Business in the front, party in the back! This popular package is designed specifically for you gals who can’t bare the feeling of excess fabric riding up your ass all day. Ain’t nobody got time for that! You ignore those thong naysayers because you know what you like, and dammit, that says a lot about you.
Ahhh the Tenderloin, a nice choice! A package designed for the girl who “just can’t decide.” This package includes two primal cuts of grade A undies; a thong, and another that supplies a bit more bum coverage. There’s no single preferred style to cover your bits. You’re a girl who wears many hats and desires a package with a little variety.
You listen when your ass cheeks beg, “don’t separate us!” You’re one loyal broad and that shit is real respectable. Comfort is of the utmost importance. Cheekys, boyshorts, and hipsters, oh my! If you don’t prefer things going ‘where the sun don’t shine,’ the Rump Roast is the package for you!